diff --git a/public/parsing.wasm b/public/parsing.wasm
index 3138f32..98484b9 100755
Binary files a/public/parsing.wasm and b/public/parsing.wasm differ
diff --git a/src/parsing/embed.go b/src/parsing/embed.go
index d97d7d2..c342eba 100644
--- a/src/parsing/embed.go
+++ b/src/parsing/embed.go
@@ -104,6 +104,38 @@ func extract(re *regexp.Regexp, src []byte, subexpName string) []byte {
 	return m[re.SubexpIndex(subexpName)]
 }
 
+func extractMap(re *regexp.Regexp, src []byte, subexpNames ...string) map[string][]byte {
+	m := re.FindSubmatch(src)
+	if m == nil {
+		return nil
+	}
+	res := make(map[string][]byte)
+	for _, name := range subexpNames {
+		res[name] = m[re.SubexpIndex(name)]
+	}
+	return res
+}
+
+func extractAll(re *regexp.Regexp, src []byte, subexpName string) [][]byte {
+	m := re.FindAllSubmatch(src, -1)
+	if m == nil {
+		return nil
+	}
+	return m[re.SubexpIndex(subexpName)]
+}
+
+func extractAllMap(re *regexp.Regexp, src []byte, subexpNames ...string) map[string][][]byte {
+	m := re.FindAllSubmatch(src, -1)
+	if m == nil {
+		return nil
+	}
+	res := make(map[string][][]byte)
+	for _, name := range subexpNames {
+		res[name] = m[re.SubexpIndex(name)]
+	}
+	return res
+}
+
 func makeYoutubeEmbed(vid string, preview bool) string {
 	if preview {
 		return `
diff --git a/src/parsing/ggcode.go b/src/parsing/ggcode.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4c42895
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/parsing/ggcode.go
@@ -0,0 +1,188 @@
+package parsing
+
+import (
+	"bytes"
+	"regexp"
+
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/ast"
+	gast "github.com/yuin/goldmark/ast"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/parser"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/renderer"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/renderer/html"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/text"
+	"github.com/yuin/goldmark/util"
+)
+
+// NOTE(ben): ggcode is my cute name for our custom extension syntax because I got fed up with
+// bbcode. It's designed to be a more natural fit for Goldmark's method of parsing, while still
+// being a general-purpose tag-like syntax that's easy for us to add instances of without writing
+// new Goldmark parsers.
+//
+// Inline ggcode is delimited by two exclamation marks. Block ggcode is delimited by three. Inline
+// ggcode uses parentheses to delimit the start and end of the affected content. Block ggcode is
+// like a fenced code block and ends with !!!. ggcode sections can optionally have named string
+// arguments inside braces. Quotes around the value are mandatory.
+//
+// Inline example:
+//
+//     See our article on !!glossary{slug="tcp"}(TCP) for more details.
+//
+// Block example:
+//
+//     !!!resource{name="Beej's Guide to Network Programming" url="https://beej.us/guide/bgnet/html/"}
+//     This is a _fantastic_ resource on network programming, suitable for beginners.
+//     !!!
+//
+
+type ggcodeRenderer = func(w util.BufWriter, n *ggcodeNode, entering bool) error
+
+var ggcodeTags = map[string]ggcodeRenderer{
+	"resource": func(w util.BufWriter, n *ggcodeNode, entering bool) error {
+		if entering {
+			w.WriteString("a node :o")
+		} else {
+			w.WriteString("bai")
+		}
+		return nil
+	},
+}
+
+// ----------------------
+// Parsers and delimiters
+// ----------------------
+
+var reGGCodeBlockOpen = regexp.MustCompile(`^!!!(?P<name>[a-zA-Z0-9-_]+)(\{(?P<args>.*?)\})?$`)
+var reGGCodeBlockArgs = regexp.MustCompile(`(?P<arg>[a-zA-Z0-9-_]+)="(?P<val>.*?)"`)
+
+type ggcodeParserBlock struct {
+	Preview bool
+}
+
+var _ parser.BlockParser = ggcodeParserBlock{}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) Trigger() []byte {
+	return []byte("!!!")
+}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) Open(parent ast.Node, reader text.Reader, pc parser.Context) (ast.Node, parser.State) {
+	restOfLine, _ := reader.PeekLine()
+
+	if match := extractMap(reGGCodeBlockOpen, bytes.TrimSpace(restOfLine), "name", "args"); match != nil {
+		name := string(match["name"])
+		var args map[string]string
+		if argsMatch := extractAllMap(reGGCodeBlockArgs, match["args"]); argsMatch != nil {
+			args = make(map[string]string)
+			for i := range argsMatch["arg"] {
+				arg := string(argsMatch["arg"][i])
+				val := string(argsMatch["val"][i])
+				args[arg] = val
+			}
+		}
+
+		reader.Advance(len(restOfLine))
+		return &ggcodeNode{
+			Name: name,
+			Args: args,
+		}, parser.Continue | parser.HasChildren
+	} else {
+		return nil, parser.NoChildren
+	}
+}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) Continue(node ast.Node, reader text.Reader, pc parser.Context) parser.State {
+	line, _ := reader.PeekLine()
+	if string(bytes.TrimSpace(line)) == "!!!" {
+		reader.Advance(3)
+		return parser.Close
+	}
+	return parser.Continue | parser.HasChildren
+}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) Close(node ast.Node, reader text.Reader, pc parser.Context) {}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) CanInterruptParagraph() bool {
+	return false
+}
+
+func (s ggcodeParserBlock) CanAcceptIndentedLine() bool {
+	return false
+}
+
+// ----------------------
+// AST node
+// ----------------------
+
+type ggcodeNode struct {
+	gast.BaseBlock
+	Name string
+	Args map[string]string
+}
+
+var _ ast.Node = &ggcodeNode{}
+
+func (n *ggcodeNode) Dump(source []byte, level int) {
+	gast.DumpHelper(n, source, level, n.Args, nil)
+}
+
+var kindGGCode = gast.NewNodeKind("ggcode")
+
+func (n *ggcodeNode) Kind() gast.NodeKind {
+	return kindGGCode
+}
+
+// ----------------------
+// Renderer
+// ----------------------
+
+type ggcodeHTMLRenderer struct {
+	html.Config
+}
+
+func newGGCodeHTMLRenderer(opts ...html.Option) renderer.NodeRenderer {
+	r := &ggcodeHTMLRenderer{
+		Config: html.NewConfig(),
+	}
+	for _, opt := range opts {
+		opt.SetHTMLOption(&r.Config)
+	}
+	return r
+}
+
+func (r *ggcodeHTMLRenderer) RegisterFuncs(reg renderer.NodeRendererFuncRegisterer) {
+	reg.Register(kindGGCode, r.render)
+}
+
+func (r *ggcodeHTMLRenderer) render(w util.BufWriter, source []byte, n gast.Node, entering bool) (gast.WalkStatus, error) {
+	node := n.(*ggcodeNode)
+	var renderer ggcodeRenderer = defaultGGCodeRenderer
+	if tagRenderer, ok := ggcodeTags[node.Name]; ok {
+		renderer = tagRenderer
+	}
+	err := renderer(w, node, entering)
+	return gast.WalkContinue, err
+}
+
+func defaultGGCodeRenderer(w util.BufWriter, n *ggcodeNode, entering bool) error {
+	if entering {
+		w.WriteString("wat is this tag >:(")
+	}
+	return nil
+}
+
+// ----------------------
+// Extension
+// ----------------------
+
+type ggcodeExtension struct {
+	Preview bool
+}
+
+func (e ggcodeExtension) Extend(m goldmark.Markdown) {
+	m.Parser().AddOptions(parser.WithBlockParsers(
+		util.Prioritized(ggcodeParserBlock{Preview: e.Preview}, 500),
+	))
+	m.Renderer().AddOptions(renderer.WithNodeRenderers(
+		util.Prioritized(newGGCodeHTMLRenderer(), 500),
+	))
+}
diff --git a/src/parsing/parsing.go b/src/parsing/parsing.go
index 4e83187..67ea120 100644
--- a/src/parsing/parsing.go
+++ b/src/parsing/parsing.go
@@ -136,6 +136,9 @@ func makeGoldmarkExtensions(opts MarkdownOptions) []goldmark.Extender {
 			Preview:   opts.Previews,
 			Education: opts.Education,
 		},
+		ggcodeExtension{
+			Preview: opts.Previews,
+		},
 	)
 
 	return extenders