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ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
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Lewis Carroll
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THE MILLENNIUM FULCRUM EDITION 2.9
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CHAPTER I
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Down the Rabbit-Hole
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Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister
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on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had
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peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no
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pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,'
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thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?'
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So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could,
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for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether
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the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble
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of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a White
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Rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.
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There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice
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think it so VERY much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to
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itself, `Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought
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it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have
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wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural);
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but when the Rabbit actually TOOK A WATCH OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-
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POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to
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her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never
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before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to
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take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the
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field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop
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down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.
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In another moment down went Alice after it, never once
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considering how in the world she was to get out again.
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The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way,
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and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a
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moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself
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falling down a very deep well.
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Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she
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had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to
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wonder what was going to happen next. First, she tried to look
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down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to
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see anything; then she looked at the sides of the well, and
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noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves;
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here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She
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took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was
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labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it
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was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing
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somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she
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fell past it.
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`Well!' thought Alice to herself, `after such a fall as this, I
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shall think nothing of tumbling down stairs! How brave they'll
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all think me at home! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it,
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even if I fell off the top of the house!' (Which was very likely
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true.)
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Down, down, down. Would the fall NEVER come to an end! `I
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wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud.
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`I must be getting somewhere near the centre of the earth. Let
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me see: that would be four thousand miles down, I think--' (for,
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you see, Alice had learnt several things of this sort in her
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lessons in the schoolroom, and though this was not a VERY good
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opportunity for showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to
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listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over) `--yes,
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that's about the right distance--but then I wonder what Latitude
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or Longitude I've got to?' (Alice had no idea what Latitude was,
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or Longitude either, but thought they were nice grand words to
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say.)
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Presently she began again. `I wonder if I shall fall right
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THROUGH the earth! How funny it'll seem to come out among the
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people that walk with their heads downward! The Antipathies, I
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think--' (she was rather glad there WAS no one listening, this
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time, as it didn't sound at all the right word) `--but I shall
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have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know.
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Please, Ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia?' (and she tried
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to curtsey as she spoke--fancy CURTSEYING as you're falling
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through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) `And what
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an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking! No, it'll
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never do to ask: perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere.'
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Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon
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began talking again. `Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I
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should think!' (Dinah was the cat.) `I hope they'll remember
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her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were
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down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but
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you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know.
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But do cats eat bats, I wonder?' And here Alice began to get
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rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of
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way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, `Do
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bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either
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question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt
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that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she
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was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very
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earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a
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bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of
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sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
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Alice was not a bit hurt, and she jumped up on to her feet in a
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moment: she looked up, but it was all dark overhead; before her
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was another long passage, and the White Rabbit was still in
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sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost:
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away went Alice like the wind, and was just in time to hear it
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say, as it turned a corner, `Oh my ears and whiskers, how late
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it's getting!' She was close behind it when she turned the
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corner, but the Rabbit was no longer to be seen: she found
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herself in a long, low hall, which was lit up by a row of lamps
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hanging from the roof.
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There were doors all round the hall, but they were all locked;
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and when Alice had been all the way down one side and up the
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other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle,
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wondering how she was ever to get out again.
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Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of
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solid glass; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden key,
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and Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the
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doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or
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the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of
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them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low
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curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little
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door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key
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in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted!
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Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small
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passage, not much larger than a rat-hole: she knelt down and
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looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw.
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How she longed to get out of that dark hall, and wander about
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among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but
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she could not even get her head though the doorway; `and even if
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my head would go through,' thought poor Alice, `it would be of
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very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish
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I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only
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know how to begin.' For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things
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had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few
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things indeed were really impossible.
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There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she
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went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on
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it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like
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telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, (`which
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certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck
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of the bottle was a paper label, with the words `DRINK ME'
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beautifully printed on it in large letters.
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It was all very well to say `Drink me,' but the wise little
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Alice was not going to do THAT in a hurry. `No, I'll look
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first,' she said, `and see whether it's marked "poison" or not';
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for she had read several nice little histories about children who
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had got burnt, and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant
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things, all because they WOULD not remember the simple rules
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their friends had taught them: such as, that a red-hot poker
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will burn you if you hold it too long; and that if you cut your
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finger VERY deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds; and she had
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never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked
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`poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or
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later.
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However, this bottle was NOT marked `poison,' so Alice ventured
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to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort
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of mixed flavour of cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast
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turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished
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it off.
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`What a curious feeling!' said Alice; `I must be shutting up
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like a telescope.'
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And so it was indeed: she was now only ten inches high, and
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her face brightened up at the thought that she was now the right
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size for going though the little door into that lovely garden.
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First, however, she waited for a few minutes to see if she was
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going to shrink any further: she felt a little nervous about
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this; `for it might end, you know,' said Alice to herself, `in my
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going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be
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like then?' And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is
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like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember
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ever having seen such a thing.
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After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided
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on going into the garden at once; but, alas for poor Alice! when
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she got to the door, she found he had forgotten the little golden
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key, and when she went back to the table for it, she found she
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could not possibly reach it: she could see it quite plainly
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through the glass, and she tried her best to climb up one of the
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legs of the table, but it was too slippery; and when she had
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tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and
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cried.
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`Come, there's no use in crying like that!' said Alice to
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herself, rather sharply; `I advise you to leave off this minute!'
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She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very
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seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so
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severely as to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered
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trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game
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of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious
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child was very fond of pretending to be two people. `But it's no
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use now,' thought poor Alice, `to pretend to be two people! Why,
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there's hardly enough of me left to make ONE respectable
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person!'
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Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under
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the table: she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on
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which the words `EAT ME' were beautifully marked in currants.
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`Well, I'll eat it,' said Alice, `and if it makes me grow larger,
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I can reach the key; and if it makes me grow smaller, I can creep
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under the door; so either way I'll get into the garden, and I
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don't care which happens!'
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She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, `Which
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way? Which way?', holding her hand on the top of her head to
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feel which way it was growing, and she was quite surprised to
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find that she remained the same size: to be sure, this generally
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happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got so much into the
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way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen,
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that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the
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common way.
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So she set to work, and very soon finished off the cake.
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